ooc: i’ve miraculously found time to write this. hallelujah.
But I suck at twerking. I don’t have the proper bum for it.
M-Maybe. I th-think y-y-you n-need to r-restrain yourself b-better in your dr-dreams Mr…uh…wh-who a-are you?
Styles. Mr. Harry Styles.
Okay hon, I don’t need the details.
Liking Mexican food does not give your skinny british ass permission to twerk.
I-I don’t e-even un-understand wh-why you w-would d-do it a-at all.
It must be something I ate last night.
I’m sure it was.
But like, not that intense.
I don’t— I suck at twerking. Why would I do it on TV?
You are too white to be twerking.
But I love tacos.